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[30 Mar 2009|11:05pm]

airstretch
10:48:32 PM styroteqe23: tdk will just never be topped for me
10:48:36 PM styroteqe23: everything else is fail city
10:50:03 PM a1rstretch: yeah man
10:50:15 PM a1rstretch: they should just quit making movies now
10:51:53 PM styroteqe23: theyre gonna keep humping the spider-man horse
10:51:57 PM styroteqe23: fkn workin on 4 and 5
10:51:59 PM styroteqe23: in that series
10:54:00 PM a1rstretch: lol
10:54:08 PM a1rstretch: considering the fail fest the last one was
10:54:22 PM a1rstretch: it was like a movie and a half in one

styroteqe23: dude did you see the director's cut of the original star trek motion picture?
11:01:03 PM styroteqe23: it's like
11:01:05 PM styroteqe23: even fuckin longer lol
11:01:06 PM a1rstretch: neg
11:01:11 PM a1rstretch: wow is that possible
11:01:15 PM styroteqe23: like even more super long shots of the enterprise floatin thru space DOING NOTHING
11:01:28 PM styroteqe23: like when they float into that big thing and find vger
11:01:31 PM styroteqe23: it's even fuckin longer lol
11:01:38 PM a1rstretch: they only made it so long so all the trekkies could stroke their penises for 3 hours
11:01:48 PM styroteqe23: haahaha
11:01:49 PM a1rstretch: which is why there was no really criticism of that movie
11:02:06 PM a1rstretch: since all the trekkies could stroke their cock to capt kirk for 3 hours

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giggle with a quick little jiggle [22 Sep 2007|05:00am]

ozzyisgod3
v 1ocod1 n (4:43:47 AM): are u retarted
mattr1d (4:44:15 AM): i dont think so, since that isnt even a word
mattr1d (4:47:17 AM): you're a stupid retarD
v 1ocod1 n (4:47:21 AM): dude
v 1ocod1 n (4:47:27 AM): ur shot
mattr1d (4:47:30 AM): you're a pop tart
mattr1d (4:47:34 AM): and a retard
v 1ocod1 n (4:47:58 AM): i ask u a question and u are confused as fuck and call me a retard
v 1ocod1 n (4:48:04 AM): ook
mattr1d (4:48:20 AM): i always find it funny when simpletons, much like yourself, try to make fun of someone, but then mispell the insult word
mattr1d (4:48:27 AM): much as you did a few minutes ago
1ocod1 n (4:48:45 AM): yea grammar is important
v 1ocod1 n (4:48:49 AM): spelling too
mattr1d (4:49:05 AM): rofl you are trying to call me a retarDDDD
mattr1d (4:49:09 AM): but you can't even spell it
v 1ocod1 n (4:49:15 AM): i always find it funny when idiots, much like yourself, make a big deal about grammar and spelling
mattr1d (4:49:18 AM): so obviously you are the retard
mattr1d (4:49:34 AM): bro it's not a big deal really, but don't insult someone with a word you can't spell

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[15 Dec 2006|08:12pm]

airstretch
kyber: ok so that's the only advantage LA has
(20:05:43) kyber: metro direct to lax
(20:05:55) airstretch: so if you take that to lax
(20:05:57) airstretch: then in fact
(20:06:02) airstretch: metro did get you off the streets
(20:06:13) kyber: yeah really
(20:06:17) kyber: well if i miss the xfer before lax
(20:06:21) kyber: i end up in fkn compton
(20:06:24) airstretch: lol
(20:06:29) kyber: so metro better get me off the streets

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NO MORE BATCAVE! LOL! [21 Aug 2006|01:40pm]

airstretch
[ mood | amused ]

(13:31:38) styroteqe: hRn albion's last night is sat
(13:31:44) airstretch: HA
(13:32:00) airstretch: whys it their last night
(13:32:01) styroteqe: they're pulling in a trance/hiphop night
(13:32:03) airstretch: LOL
(13:32:06) styroteqe: cuz al the dj's left
(13:32:09) airstretch: kek
(13:32:16) airstretch: hip hop = more hoes
(13:32:34) airstretch: what are all the club kids gonna do
(13:32:38) styroteqe: haha
(13:32:40) styroteqe: f them
(13:32:49) styroteqe: they can give me 7 dollars for a corona
(13:32:53) airstretch: take their latex and fishnets over to jersey
(13:32:57) styroteqe: hahahahaha

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[05 Aug 2006|03:18pm]

airstretch
(15:09:20) airstretch: http://www.save1800suicide.org/
(15:09:22) airstretch: look on the right
(15:09:29) airstretch: in the WHAT WE ACHIEVED box
(15:09:33) airstretch: bullet number 3
(15:09:47) airstretch: Partnered with youth programs, punk, emo, and new music community to get the message where it is needed
(15:09:53) styroteqe: HAHAAHAH!!!!!
(15:10:01) airstretch: i know its not meant to be funny
(15:10:05) airstretch: but i cant help it
(15:10:49) styroteqe: it really ufcking is
(15:11:02) airstretch: sersly

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BUTCHES [20 Jun 2006|02:28am]

x3n
x117x KAMI (AIM)
i need more dirnks
2:25
im out of sode though
2:25
thats gay
2:25
soda*

X3N 117 (AIM)
2:25
i just took another big shot
2:25
TAKE SHOTS PUSSY

x117x KAMI (AIM)
2:25
yeah i guess i have to thake shots
2:25
butchs
2:25
hahah
2:25
BITCH

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[08 May 2006|07:24pm]

airstretch
(18:57:56) x3n: http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~05-07-06_18.gif

(19:03:13) x3n: reminds me of half the kids in Fdale
(19:03:36) stretch: lol ya rly

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[25 Sep 2005|09:44pm]

ozzyisgod3
mattr1d (9:41:56 PM): i honestly hope grant never dances while i can see him again
mattr1d (9:42:00 PM): that was brutal to watch
electroviolent (9:42:07 PM): hahahaahahaaaaa
electroviolent (9:42:07 PM): ser
electroviolent (9:42:08 PM): ser
electroviolent (9:42:09 PM): ser
electroviolent (9:42:26 PM): looked like a drunk monkey trying to fuck a football
mattr1d (9:42:30 PM): rofl
mattr1d (9:42:40 PM): hahaha
electroviolent (9:42:45 PM): it was a real train wreck
mattr1d (9:42:49 PM): see i suck at dancing thats why i dont
mattr1d (9:42:55 PM): grant should follow my lead
electroviolent (9:42:57 PM): i suck too but i dont suck that bad
electroviolent (9:42:58 PM): roffle

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[13 Sep 2005|05:22pm]

airstretch
17:18:55) kyber: i'm waiting for the new version of my phone to come out, but i heard it might be powered by windows mobile instead of palm OS
(17:18:57) kyber: so i'm kinda pissed
(17:19:14) airstretch: YAHI! MS
(17:19:25) kyber: i can just picture getting stuck on the road and being like, no problem i'lll use my trusty phone
(17:19:29) airstretch: the blue screen of death, coming to a cellualar fone by you
(17:19:29) kyber: and then having it just blue screen
(17:19:39) kyber: or some annoying paperclip coming up saying
(17:19:42) airstretch: ha
(17:19:43) kyber: looks like you need the number
(17:19:44) kyber: for 911
(17:19:46) airstretch: CLIPIT
(17:19:50) airstretch: HAHAHA
(17:19:58) kyber: to dial 911 hit 1
(17:20:02) kyber: or press ok?
(17:20:11) airstretch: ARE YOU SURE yOU WANT TO DIAL 911?
(17:20:14) kyber: yeah really
(17:20:16) kyber: WARNING:
(17:20:31) kyber: DIALING 911 MAY BE AGAINST THE LAW IF THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY
(17:20:35) kyber: DO YOU STILL WANT TO DIAL 911?
(17:20:48) airstretch: THE OPERATION TIMED OUT
(17:20:53) airstretch: PRESS 1 TO RESTART
(17:21:01) kyber: THE PROGRAMMING YOU ARE USING IS NOT RESPONDING
(17:21:14) kyber: by then i'd be fucking dead
(17:21:17) airstretch: DO YOU WISH TO EXIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PROCESS
(17:21:22) airstretch: WITHOUT SAVING?
(17:21:38) kyber: god i can picure it now
(17:21:41) kyber: that's why i hate MS

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[26 Aug 2005|07:00pm]

ozzyisgod3
mattr1d (6:51:57 PM): no poker tonight
?
White Escaflowne (6:52:01 PM): nope
White Escaflowne (6:52:03 PM): dunsay
mattr1d (6:52:03 PM): y
mattr1d (6:52:07 PM): ?
White Escaflowne (6:52:07 PM): saunday
mattr1d (6:52:10 PM): wow mike
White Escaflowne (6:52:11 PM): sunday
mattr1d (6:52:13 PM): gj typing

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[01 May 2005|04:42pm]

ozzyisgod3
White Escaflowne (4:41:08 PM): come at 5
mattr1d (4:41:18 PM): u gotta pick me
mattr1d (4:41:19 PM): up
mattr1d (4:41:24 PM): i dont have a car remember
White Escaflowne (4:42:01 PM): oh yeah
White Escaflowne (4:42:05 PM): call me balck
mattr1d (4:42:13 PM): call you black?
White Escaflowne (4:42:18 PM): yeah
mattr1d (4:42:22 PM): ur black

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[17 Apr 2005|03:14pm]

airstretch
(15:04:58) MaoZeAl: rappers are going to be wearing metrocards from their necklaces soon

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[07 Mar 2005|09:35pm]

airstretch
(21:18:49) airstretch: some narb commented to me in the MTA community disagreeing, saying how NYC needs to be more beautiful which is why the station should be built
(21:18:57) airstretch: obviously she never commuted on a daily basis
(21:20:54) styroteqe: hahahaah that station will not make the fucking city more beautiful
(21:21:15) airstretch: yeah really
(21:21:42) airstretch: who cares if it looks nice. so what? so i can look up at the skylight instead of down at my empty wallet?
(21:21:59) styroteqe: LOL
(21:22:11) styroteqe: well how you gonna pull your wallet out and open it up with no frickin arms
(21:22:23) airstretch: haha
(21:22:24) styroteqe: cuz yer gonna lose them both tryin to afford a ticket anyway

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[28 Feb 2005|12:12am]

custodianal
MaoZeAl (12:11:29 AM): with out an alarm or my parents annoying me
MaoZeAl (12:11:39 AM): i'd wake up in the year 2046 and there would be flying car's and shit
DDreams (12:12:14 AM): lol and then i would roll back over and think to myself 10 more min.
MaoZeAl (12:12:21 AM): lol

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LOLS? [24 Feb 2005|08:05pm]

x3n
(20:05:07) [117] X 3 N: let me tell ya what
(20:05:07) [117] Kyber : I'll tell you what

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once a nigger always a nigger [12 Feb 2005|03:53pm]

ozzyisgod3
MaoZeAl (3:52:34 PM): was in the shower
mattr1d (3:52:40 PM): k
mattr1d (3:52:48 PM): did the black wash off?
MaoZeAl (3:53:15 PM): unfortunatly no
mattr1d (3:53:22 PM): =|

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[08 Feb 2005|11:32pm]

airstretch
airstretch: k
Auto response from maaaa sister: I have a new hobby...its called work! and Im having a blast!

maaaa sister: if youre wondering, my away message is making fun of tara-nicole;s away message
maaaa sister: the loser people I know out in the hamptons who dont werk
airstretch: ha
maaaa sister: because her away message says I found a new hobby, Im a quilter
maaaa sister: so since they dont work my away message is gonna say, guess what I found a new hobby, its called work

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[08 Feb 2005|08:38pm]

custodianal
FireWolf91 (8:37:03 PM): i'm running a 700mhz machine
FireWolf91 (8:37:08 PM): u want me to play wow or not
MaoZeAl (8:37:09 PM): HA 700mhz
MaoZeAl (8:37:11 PM): WHAT A NEWBIE MACHINE
MaoZeAl (8:37:12 PM): WOW
FireWolf91 (8:37:13 PM): dude
FireWolf91 (8:37:15 PM): d2 lags
FireWolf91 (8:37:16 PM): u know this
MaoZeAl (8:37:21 PM): YOUR MACHINE IS PRETTY NEW....to 1995

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[04 Feb 2005|12:49am]

airstretch
(00:46:15) mattr1d: GOOD THING I JUST SPILLED SOME RED WINE ON THE CARPET

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[03 Feb 2005|02:09am]

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